It’s October. “Octa” is a prefix meaning “eight.” So… I guess here are 8 reasons to visit JetSplash this October.
1. YOU WENT TO THE PUMPKIN PATCH
And then you spent about 3 hours in the parking lot trying to leave. That’s a long time to be surrounded by dirt and dust. Bring your leftover kettle corn and enjoy a thorough, speedy wash. Try Jet Gloss too. It cleans itty-bitty dirt and debris from your car’s surface, leaving it smoother than a wet pumpkin.
2. YOUR KIDS DON’T CARRY WET WIPES
Take a minute to think about the grotesque number of sugary, sticky, chocolatey fingers that will lurk around your car in the next few weeks. Your kids don’t care how gooey their hands are. Nor do their friends. So either ban candy this Halloween, or prepare to get a few extra washes. Maybe even consider a Bundle Pack.
3. IT RAINED AT FOOTBALL PRACTICE
Actually, it poured. If it was raining cats and dogs, the cats were Siberian tigers and the dogs were St. Bernards. But your kid’s team practiced anyway. And when they got in the car, dirt, mud and grassy shoes did too. Thankfully, we’ve got free mat cleaners. Give it a try after your wash near our free vacuums. Oh, feel free to use those too.
4. YOU DROVE THROUGH A REALLY BIG SPIDER WEB
Not sure where you’d even do that, but hey, it happens. I mean, there are spiderwebs everywhere these days. The attic. The front bushes. Carol’s desk at the office. Real or fake, we’ll get ‘em washed off.
5. BATS KEEP TARGETING YOU
The bats are at it again. Always sitting in the trees, chirping and tweeting away, and using your car as a toilet. Or maybe those are birds. Either way, with one of our Monthly Memberships, you can just come in for a new wash every time your car gets hit.
6. LEAVES WON’T LEAVE YOU ALONE
It’s that time of year when the leaves leave the trees and leave you with a leafy mess. All over the city, leaves will rustle in the wind, dusting the air and smacking your car with spats of sap. The leaves will find a way to stay in your car too. Luckily, there’s JetSplash. Our washes are sure to leave you satisfied. And don’t leave without using our free vacuums. Leave it to them to get the leaves to leave your car.
7. YOU FORGOT YOUR LATTE AGAIN
We’ve all been there. You leave the coffee shop and set your pumpkin spice latte on the top of your car so you have a free hand to finagle the keys out of your pocket to unlock it, then you get in the car and drive off only to realize you forgot your latte on the roof just as it tips over and pours all over your windshield. Get a wash this time. Next time, order something a little less trendy.
8. YOU DECIDED TO TRY CAMPING
Let’s try something fun and unique tonight! Like sleeping on dirt inside an oversized polyester hamper in the middle of a forest! Let’s sit around a campfire too so we can smell like smoke for a week and a half! Camping is fun! Keep telling yourself that. And keep coming in for a wash to get all the dusty great outdoors cleaned off your Subaru.
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