Learn some interesting facts about birds. And visit JetSplash if any of them poop on your car.
Let’s learn about owls.
Let’s learn about pigeons.
Let’s learn about crows.
A significant body of evidence has shown that crows can identify individual people—and target them with dive bombs. (More on that here: https://www.audubon.org/news/crows-dont-forget-human-face-we-cant-recognize-individual-crows) There is no evidence of them targeting your car, but you never know. Hope you and your local crows are cool. Otherwise, JetSplash.