10 Songs That Are Secretly About JetSplash?
You ever listen to a song and think “huh, that kinda reminds me of JetSplash Car Wash’s stellar services. I wonder what other songs could be related to JetSplash?”
Same.
Anyway, here’s a playlist we made…
1. “Get Ready” by the Temptations
After you get your wash ticket and that gate opens up, turn up the volume and look out baby, cuz here we come. It’s wash time.
2. “POWER” by Kanye West
Hand-prepping your car amps us up—just like this hard-hitting rap-rock anthem. Around here, we add the word “WASH” after we hear “POWER.” It’s sort of a company mantra.
3. “Wash.” by Bon Iver
You’re in neutral. Hands off the wheel. You’ve allowed your head to tilt back. This isn’t yoga, it’s JetSplash. Let the soothing sounds of Bon Iver wash over you while we wash over your ride.
4. “High and Dry” by Radiohead
As our hand-dryers finish your wash process, there’s nothing better than a surly sing-along.
5. “Fly” by Sugar Ray
We prepped. We washed. We dried. Now time to fly away with that clean-car glow and some quintessential 90s blasting on the radio.
6. “Jet” by Wings
Jet! Jet! Jet!
7. “Splish Splash” by Bobby Darin
Splish-splashing around a bathtub is kinda like splish-splashing around the car wash.
8. “So Fresh, So Clean” by OutKast
There is arguably no better song to describe the cars exiting our lot.
9. “Smooth” Santana feat. Rob Thomas
Finally, a song that adequately captures our feelings about the Jet Gloss effect.
10. “Sunglasses at Night” by Corey Hart
Two acceptable times to wear sunglasses at night: One, you are Corey Hart. Two, you’re absolutely sparkling after a JetSplash wash and cruising around Lincoln after sunset.