Old Wash Names As AI-Art-Generated Softball Players

The year is 2023. That means JetSplash is celebrating 20 years of business here in Lincoln. Over the years, we’ve gone thru dozens of menu changes, and renamed our washes numerous times…

  • The Breeze

  • The Splash

  • The Storm

  • The Works

  • The Super Clean

  • The Heat Shield

  • The Sun Guard

  • The Umbrella

  • Big Thunder

  • The Rust Shield

  • The Real Deal

  • The Bug Buster

  • The Bug Eater

  • The Blizzard Buster

Maybe it’s because Jordy Bahl has been in the news quite a bit lately (GBR!), but the more we looked at the list of old wash names, the more it looked like a bunch of player nicknames on a select softball team.

So, with it being 2023 and all, we used an AI art generator to turn our old wash names into baseball cards.

Look out for Big Thunder.

Bob Laustenlincoln, softball, old washes, wash names, wash menu, 20 year anniversary